Shopping for a Snap Cutoff Sista to Feed and Get Some
There is a realization going on in the Black community that can no longer be covered with lies. Brothas are getting richer and making more money and acquiring assets, focused on building themselves up. That cannot be argued when we see it happening in real time.
But the sistas are not on the same level as the brothas. The sistas instead of building herself up and building with her man, was running around doing foolish nonsense. She got with knuckleheads, got affirmative-action DEI jobs to fill a corporate quota and started acting she was the best thing to ever happen to the Black community.
But now with Trump elected, sistas are being exposed for being fake, shallow, and symbolic and cannot get down like the brothas when things get real. First, she is losing jobs at a record pace in 2025 and will got get these jobs back as she is being replaced by other groups of women of color.
Now she is losing her EBT and SNAP benefits in November due to the government shutdown and must figure out where to get that extra money to feed her kids. They are trying to throw sistas in jail facing 10 years for using food stamps to make dinner plates to sell. Now the sistas figuring out where her meals are coming from during November.
This article is for the brothas who got their money up by focusing on themselves – we got to do a reach back. We got to be real man and help these sistas who told us they don’t need a man, and help her feed her babies, even if they are not our kids. We used to be Kings and Queens, and we got to look out for each other.
In this article let’s talk about how to use your success as a man you achieved in spite of the vitriol and emasculating language the sistas used against us and stand on higher ground and feed her and the babies, we got to think about the babies bro.
SNAP Benefit Cuts in November 2025
Here is the thing – Kamala would have done the same thing to these sistas and all those Black women voted like a goofy would have found that out as well. This whole government shutdown is the work of the Democrats who are demanding free healthcare for other groups beside FBAs.
Think about it – the Democrats won’t shut down the government to demand reparations for marginalized descendants of slavery but will shut it all down to give free healthcare to other groups. Yall listening to a Roland Martin and just voting for Democrats all blind not realizing how they feel about Black Americans and take Black votes for granted.
This is going to hurt the sistas who just a few months ago, was taking $1,000 photos with Chris Brown and going to Japan using Affirm to flex on social media and hanging out at nightclubs in Tokyo. But now she has no food left in the fridge and her kids are hungry and her baby daddy is just going to bring one hamburger Happy Meal for his one kid in the household.
We brothas got to figure out a way to help her out.
Make an Assessment of the SNAP Sista
Of course, the only way we are going to rescue a SNAP Sista or EBT Eunice is to make an assessment if she worth our time and our money. We going to do quid-pro-quo where we give her some food and she give us some in an “arrangement” – a term sistas tell us high value men while she is playing yall simps out there in the friendzone.
First question is how big is she? Is she heavyset – nah, you good bro, her body can feed off the blubber, and her kids can eat her carcass if she starves to death in November, we good on that one and pass. Now if she got maybe one jelly roll, a marginal muffin top and still got some shape leftover or she a young 22 year old hottie that looks better than your current wife, then we got something to work with.
Second question we have to ask is how many kids she got? I’m from the real hood in the projects in Chicago and you folks down in South Carolina to Mississippi going to hear some real numbers. Like if she had 5-6 kids, then yeah, I know, but you can feed all of them. Keep in mind and a lot of brothas fail to understand this – you can tell all those kids to go outside and play on the monkey bars in the park for an hour. The one with 1 kid is going to be a difficult situation.
The third question is not a question but something you can tell – does she have high blood pressure and diabetes? You can tell and smell these kinds of things. But let’s assume this is true – so what you going to do is have to feed her right and get her back in shape so you can make a long term “arrangement” down the line.
This means you want to focus the family on low-carbs, high protein diet, and balanced with proper sweets and snacks, well except for the mother, she need to lose that weight and those extra fats she is rocking.
First Trial Shopping
While the kids are dropped off at school, you and she must go shopping in the morning on a weekday like 9am or 10am. This is important so you don’t accidentally run into one of your married work wives or you accidentally encounter a co-worker of your wife. She ain’t got no job and that’s when you run into all the SNAP chicks anyway at the grocery store.
On this trip, you walk with her and have her focus on fresh fruits and vegetables so she can learn to chop it all up like your Latina chick in Colombia you found as a Passport Bro. Then you get some bread and deli meat – that is to tell her to go and make you a sandwich in the kitchen while you text back your other chick sitting in her living room.
Get some snacks for the kids but you want to make sure the kids understand how to ration meals and get them at a certain time of the day. But most importantly, get some bulk steak, ground beef, chicken breasts, then vacuum pack each one and throw in the freezer. The fish should already be frozen and packed, and I recommend fried flounder and cod; catfish and lobster tails should be cooked fresh from the package.
One thing I do is get a lot of canned goods and frozen vegetables like greens in the freezer section so she can see an abundance of food in her pantry and freezer to reduce her anxiety. What I don’t care for is the ground beef and spaghetti with canned mushrooms and canned tomatoes that she wants to eat over the next 4 days – nah, you demand your rescue chick good a fresh meal for you and her kids in that kitchen. You work hard for your money, she needs to work hard in that kitchen for a brotha.
Don’t let her buy fish sticks and mac & cheese and canned corn – you ain’t one of her goofy kids.
Piecemeal the Grocery Shopping Each Week
If she is worth the first trip, make sure it’s only the first few days of food so yall can shop each week in November. She is going to have to give up some after the first trip. If she does that then yall setting up that arrangement down the line. But if she ghosts and get some Pookie to buy her grocery next week, then you got time to cut your losses and find another SNAP chick who will give you some.
Remember you haven’t lost anything, especially with all those hungry and begging kids so just keep it moving.
But if she going to do an “arrangement” then fill up her fridge and fill her up with your passion release juice – just don’t make another mouth to feed. As a woman she is going to respect you as a provider and realize she been messing around with Pookie who wasn’t sh*t just like she wasn’t either. She going to be saying “I never met a man like you before” acting dazed and confused – tell her immediately to stick to the “arrangement” and stay on business.
What you want to do is have her have enough in her fridge to grab a drink, grab some ice cream, cut some cake, but at the same time, pull out that frozen steak, cut it up and grill it to make fajitas and sauce it up, and you both can fry the whole mushrooms dipped in batter then follow up frying catfish that was soaking in buttermilk and vinegar.
Don’t forget to populate the stash with her favorite drinks like Moscato and Zinfandel so she can drink and talk about a bunch of worthless annoying stuff you don’t care about. Keep a bottle of hard liquor in your coat pocket to swig down as well while she drinks her wine and run her mouth then just make your move.
Popeyes for Thanksgiving
To prepare for Thanksgiving, I already ordered 2-3 Popeyes Cajun turkeys because I will be supporting 2-3 SNAP sistas and will be moving house to house, feeding her and her multiple kids. I’m a hood brotha from Chicago so I can move in vectors, don’t try this at home if you ain’t about that life for real and don’t have a second line on your phone plan.
The turkey will come in frozen, but we will go shopping late-November to get the sides and drinks and the rest of the Thanksgiving dinner. Tell her you got family to visit and friends from work to visit if you have multiple SNAP sistas. If you have a wife at home, tell her you going to be flying out of town to see your relatives and disappear that day.
After that, she should get her SNAP benefits back in time for December and you can cut and run and focused on your Colombian/Filipina/Thai/Kenyan chicks overseas. Or if you have that side work wife at the office, tell a lie about going to office parties to your wife then you and that Asian side chick from work that move quiet and sneaky, yall going to a hotel party with each other, already booked the room to check in at 3pm.
Look, we are brothas and we got to reach back and help our SNAP sistas out because we cannot have her and her kids staring at an empty fridge, starving and hungry. But make sure we got our part of the “arrangement” met as well. Then we can go carry on with our business as usual in December.

